Ima keep talking about RWBY because I love it like
EVERYONE is based off a fairytale or important figure in history
Main character? Little Red Riding Hood mixed with the Grimm Reaper.
Her teammates? Snow White, Belle, and Goldilocks
Yang and Blake? Are BOTH Beauty AND the Beast and are currently fighting Gaston
Team Jnpr? Jeanne D’Arc, Thor, Achilles, and Mulan
Antagonists? Cinderella, Candlewick, Hermes, and Aladdin
The adults? Wizard of Oz, The Scarecrow, The Tin man, Glynda The Good Witch, The Cowardly Lion, and the Wicked Witch
Penny? Pinocchio
Sienna Khan? Shere Khan
Neo? Mary Poppins
I THINK Maria is suppose to be La Llorona but I could be wrong but it fits nicely
I probably missed a lot but do you know how SATISFYING it is to say that Red Riding Hood used a serving tray to skate into Achilles face while Thor sends Goldilocks into the stratosphere with a watermelon and that Snow White used ketchup to slip up Mulan in the most epic food fight ever? Because that’s literally canon, Volume 2 episode 1 baby
but I would like to point out this is not just about this money, this is not just about the wall, this shutdown and this protesting against the wall is a statement against trump’s white supremacy.
The reason people are fighting it is because the fear-mongering alone is damaging to relations between people. It’s a statement of hate, and to reduce it to just a cost thing is to ignore why trump wants the wall in the first place
this isn’t representative of the people, this is a representation of the white supremacists that govern our country despite not winning the people’s vote.
they continue to make laws and structures that terrorize people
My sister would like to get paid again sometime in the future and also FUCK that useless wall.
Agriculture is suffering, food regulations are suffering, nearly a million federal employees are suffering … and all for this.
ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college
bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy
and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry
and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish
but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:
My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.
The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”
“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.
My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”
Things about Spider-Verse people aren’t talking enough about:
Hey warning, there’s spoilers. Also this is not in order. Like, at all.
Play dumb. “Who’s Morales?” Not that dumb!
Miles trying to climb that fence and just falling and bouncing back like nothing happened
Miles trying to make new friends from the moment he walked into his new school
baby boy’s freckles!!!! aaaa!!
literally. every. single. time. when Peter calls Miles “bud” or “kid”
Peni has heelys and this is how we know we’re in the good timeline
when Miles gets bit he just. fuckin slaps it off. like why is that so funny??
goober
Miles’ fucking face when Ham just hands him a whole ass mallet and says it’ll fit in his pocket
Gwen’s picture of her, Miles, and Pete on her phone!!!
Miles’ dumb little voice when talking to his dad at the end
boy gave a baby a fist bump and said “what’s up, little man?” like!!!! he is too precious
Peter’s fucking plan to get into Alchemax involved him planning to steal a bagel
Peter B. Parker used finger guns in a completely normal context and I love it
TGI SPIDEY’S
ugh that sweet little moment in the Spider-Cave (???) when Miles saw Peter being sad over MJ and he made a joke to cheer him up and Pete laughed like it was the funniest thing
and also about the above thing: Gwen looking between the two of them being adorable, knowing that this homeless corpse’s heart grew ten times that day
Gwanda
“save it for Comic Con” THAT MADE IT INTO THE MOVIE AND DAMN IS IT FUNNY
Miles and his dad Jefferson…WOW did a bitch cry in the club the two times I’ve seen that movie, they are so fucking adorable
Snapchat is Picaboo
Peter being a whole fucking mood in the middle of the final battle when he sees the buildings merging together and he just goes “I have to admit that looks cool”
Miles trying to guilt trip Peter into teaching him, and Peter gave in within like five seconds. dude literally yelled an argument at himself for five whole seconds, swore violently into his elbow to protect my innocent little boy from bad words, and gave up completely
that moment in the forest when Peter crouches down and gets in that contemplation position with his hand on his chin and Miles just looks at him. slowly lifts his hand up. looks at his hand. then at Peter. and slooowly brings it up to his chin to copy him. UGH he’s too cute
if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
